I am from Miami, Lived in Japan, and now reside in the UK where I spent most of my time making youtube videos and contemplating about how some part of humanity settled into England with full knowledge of its perpetual cloudiness and daily rain... oh and about news, and politics, and crap. Personally, I am 5"0, of Cuban, Colombian, and Italian descent and have yet to be beaten in Simpsons trivia by anyone I know. My favourite animals are pigs and tigers, but not in a freaky way. You know the kind. The kind who when you go inside their house, the place is ceiling to floor showered in favourite-animal-kitsh. Yeah, nothing like that. Oh and I occasionally try to grow vegetables but they occasionally commit suicide on my watch.My Interest Include: Beagle-impersonations, general jackassary, furries, enslaving German poker players, bitching about things I don't like, anime ( not in the obsessive way), and sharing my hatred for Magic The Gathering